Letter from Walter Reed to Laura Reed Blincoe, June 6, 1877 |
 | Camp Lowell, A.T. June 6th, 1877. My darling Sister; Your welcome letter has been received and deserves more than a postal card in reply. Well really it seems impossible that I have been so negligent and lazy as to permit a whole year to go by without writing my big Sis so much as one line. Cares of mar- ried life, I assure you, my dear Madam! Increased responsibility thrust upon my shoulders- Wife and children to look after -- no time for frisking with the frol- licksome peer, etc, etc,; if you can only be induced to swallow such a high-sounding excuse- If not, I have another Terribly hot climate -- very relaxing to the physical fibre -- conducive to the "slumber- -ferous" condition- At other times, busily engaged in wiping the beads of pearly per- spirations from my marble brow- Old lady & the two youngest children continually |
 | fretting- necessitates my getting up at night & wondering in the gloom for a match- my toe comes in violent contact with my mahogany bed-post- result, on my back for a week, etc, etc- All of this by way of metaphor, however- Now, joking aside, I am the logiest man living at present- I know not how to account for this except it be that I have the smartest and most energetic wife that ever lived- As an illustration of the latter, she has just remarked that she began a letter to you more than a week ago, & up to the present time, has got as far as Camp Lowell. Oh! we are a team and the finest children you ever laid eyes on- of course I refer to Emerline & myself. She's a "boofer Omsey" & I am [a] "feet Man- tee" -- all feet- We left the English language about one year since & now speak an unknown tongue- A specimen of our new language - "Oozes peetning"? Answer, "meezes". "Oozes-ub"? answer, "oozes" etc h very simple indeed- "Children cry for it"- will enclose complete vocabulary on receipt of 50 cents. |
 | Having begun a new page, will, with your permission, take up a new train of thought Emili Well, you know that my old lady & I were torn asunder on May 11th, 76 and after 6 months of sighs & tears (and protestations that no other human beings were wer so cruelly de [a] lt with, we re ) [we] rushed into each others arms with a scream & a clash, on the evening of November 5th, at 8 O,clock, in the great "Palace Hotel," San Francisco, California. And then like the children of Israel. we "sat down & wept". & my mustache had grown to such an extent during our sep- aration, that my old lady was not satisfied that I was the right fellow, until she had takened a tape-measure & measured my the length of my head. Then she was convinced that it was either myself or a mule! With which happy conviction we both fell to o on a broiled chicken- We tarried in San F. just one week & thence came by Steamer to San Diego, & thence by private conveyance to Camp Lowell, a distance of 500 miles- Took us about 23 days-camped out |
 | every night- Used camp stools for dinner-table had our butter served on the top of a yeast pow- der box, & fairly luxuriated- Crossed the great Colorado desert -- a vast expanse of sand just 100 miles wide where we crossed- got caught in a terrible sand storm- Sand so thick that the sun was obscured & couldn't see 30 feet ahead of us, etc-, finally reached Camp Lowell safe & sound, & just $720 out of pocket- But "do thyself no harm for we're all here"- At some other time, my dear Sis, I'll write you concerning this far off clime & tell you many strange things- I reserve particulars till we meet again- Tell Miss Jennie, after you have given her my best love, that I often think of her, & that I could tell her some terrible stories about Indians that would keep her awake all night- Nita I suppose, has just about reached home when this letter arrives- Kiss her and all the others- Es- pecially my most dutiful regards to the latest Edition- "Emerly" sends much love & vows that she'll write soon- Love to Mr B. and believe me, my dear Sister, your most affectionate brother, Walter, of Arizona . P.S. Have not named the baby yet- Think we'll call it "Bony part" after its father. no more-adieu, W. of A. P.S. No. 2. Your letter was just 25 days in coming- Should have reached us in 12 days- W. of A. |